Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Inferno slips into the forecast

BEWARE today will be conducted under the auspices of the blazing red-orange smelt furnace icon.
It was not there last night!
Some graveyard shift weatherman sneaked it into today's line-up during the wee hours.
Was that supposed to cushion the blow?
Consider this your quasi-volcanic, 97-degree,
Egg-frying Pavement Warning.
Oh, but it's a dry heat....

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